#1 CURSE:Β At family dinner, you stumble a glass of water and everyone’s freaking out from their seats

Uh-uh
GIFT: You were able to pump up a boring family dinner tradition

some get mad while some wud laugh
#2 CURSE: You can’t count the plates and glasses you break when you wash the dishes and your parents scold you for that.

Sorry, parents.i didn’t mean to break your wedding gifts
GIFT: Less plates to wash! Yassss! My plan works!!!!
#3 CURSE: Every gauze, syringe, pen, gauge something needle would fly while you search before you hand the final & precious size of cath your Doctor asks you to find

Here it is doc
GIFT: At least of all the nurses in whites, your crush doctor stares at you in AWE

SLAY
#4 CURSE:Cleaning is getting it done 2x the workload cus you have to clean again what you just spilled
GIFT: Repetition makes you perfect.

Ayayy Captain!!
#5 CURSE: You tired and hungry and you go str8 to your ref and when you open it, a piece of foood fell down and made a mess so you have to clean the floor, you end up TIRED, TIRED, HUNGRY.
Gift: You will lose your will to cook and eat, you just doze off to bed. Eliminating the tired.β tired.β hungry.Β β

Why me, Lord? Why crappy things happen to me?
#6 CURSE: You wearing eyeliners on to work but you have the mannerism of forgetting it all and rubbing your eyes while thinking

What did I do?
Gift: You’ll be discouraged to wear make up again hence you won’t have a toxic duty. Cus whenever you wear make up it’s toxic. You could ask other nurses as well
#7 CURSE: There were times when you unintentionally tripped off with the iv line of the patient upon your long awaited exit
GIFT: You were able to make your patient laugh. It’s actually humour therapy you see

See what nurse can do
#8 CURSE: You never ever wear whites on dates

Or else you’ll get doomed
GIFT: You can still make pa-cute tho

SLAY
And lastly
#9 CURSE: You watching dr. House and he sees the clumsiness of Thirteen and frankly says, “You have Huntington’s”
Oh my it’s so me!!! I have those symptoms too… (sobbbbing)
GIFT:Cure me Dr House!
[Photos c/o Google]
[Based on the story of my clumsy life]
Hahaha…just laugh it loud. Confidence pa more…βΊ
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